Posted 11 hours ago
2bffs:

👌 on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/111435474/via/melanielay

WE FOLLOW BACK 100%

2bffs:

👌 on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/111435474/via/melanielay

WE FOLLOW BACK 100%

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

image

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 12 hours ago

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

(Source: schneidersbakery)

Posted 12 hours ago